when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

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don’t make excuses.

don’t make excuses.

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Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

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slyzor:

yahoo is going to delete everyones blog that doesnt follow me haha sorry guys i dont make the rules

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fallenfordeceit: I like you a lot <3 oh wow, do you want to kill me.

fallenfordeceit:

I like you a lot <3

oh wow, do you want to kill me.

tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

  1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
  2. FUCKIGN
  3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
  4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

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chadkroeger: my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

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pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

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rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

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